You all deserve a big brownie because you are you and keep up the good work.

Operation Special Brownie is a gooooooo

think-progress:

Marco Rubio Says It Should Be Legal To Fire Someone For Being Gay

“The Republican Savior”

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manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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autosuficiencia:

In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.

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I teach bartending. It’s fun. Currently trying to get a real bartending job since that would also be fun.

I think life is too short for me to not be having fun.

I had a job I didn’t like and it made me miserable. Seems silly to not enjoy what I do.

- I do not smoke cigarettes because I don’t like the smell, taste, or any of the stuff they put inside. I occasional smoke a cigar to celebrate an occasioin. Hookah every now and then since it’s delicious. I am very good friends with Mary Jane, but I’ve never met Molly since she’s not my type.