February 2011
January 2011
“Rule number one: Don’t fuck with librarians.”
– Neil Gaiman (via rennyradical)
Research Paper
It’s about how what events we remember affect how we think we will react to the future.
Title? Biased to the Future
It’s like “Back to the Future”…
centurione asked: Head-butt keyboard to make words. Create the most epic research paper ever written.
“Shoot me in the head if you try to change our government — I will stand against...”
– Beck, who wants to change the government, is against changing the government, June 9, 2010 (via stfuglennbeck)
lifeofricecake asked: The cool thing about this homework is that it is a movie so it can share the priority with tumblr.
I think I learned something today
I don’t think I want to go to grad school or take the GRE or write research papers or be serious.
I want to be a bartender. Or write. Or make videos or tv shows. I want to entertain people and have fun. I’m just sick of being serious and doing serious work.
Mostly just screw this research paper.
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centurione asked: I watched your video. I approve wholeheartedly. Unicorns are way better, because you know, farting glitter is way better than dying. And plus a zombie plague couldn't really ever break out because you know, the environment and stuff would kill them and bitting is really like the most ineffective way to spread a disease. And they can't really heal from day-to-day damage so really the...
TOP 10 REASONS TO SMILE
It makes you attractive.
It changes your mood.
It is contagious.
It relieves stress.
It boosts your immune system.
It lowers your blood pressure.
It releases endorphins, natural pain killers and serotonin - natural antidepressant.
It lifts the face and makes you look younger.
It makes you seem successful.
It helps you stay positive.
everything neil gaiman: Neil Gaiman's Sandman... →
eskimoem:
So I’m a massive, MASSIVE Neil Gaiman Fan! If you haven’t read any of his stuff I’d suggest you start right now!
His most popular literary work and most prolific is Graphic Novel series Sandman. First published in 1989 and ending in 1996, its one of the few Graphic novels ever to…
QUIERO!!!
“Hearts may break, but hearts are the toughest of muscles, able to pump for a...”
– Neil Gaiman (Fragile Things)
When guys have tattoos;
Oh well that’s odd, my pants have magically fallen off.
I’m getting a tattoo now. Probably something like a bear with chainsaw arms riding another bear made of whiskey.
lifeofricecake asked: oh hush, you love me and my sarcasm :3
Psych experiment at a Harvard football game
Results
Three participants were visibly intoxicated, and 5 failed to
complete the questionnaire. These participants were excluded
from all analyses, leaving a total of 46 participants
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I forgot to put the S on it in the last message
I forgot to put the S on it in the last message
1 tag
In order to get in my pants
You need to know how to unbutton and unzip.
Actual children's answers to the question “what is... →
alexislalalaa:
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4 “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5 “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” -...
For Anders.
cronusrising:
A watched tumblr never updates...
:P
I love going to the computer lab at Lehigh to print things out and then innocently check tumblr. And then innocently have to scroll up and down at random intervals because of naked/scantily clad chicks. And then say ‘screw it’, let them judge me, and enjoy the pictures. Then realize I look like a perv if I stare too long, so back to scrolling quickly.
I do like the pictures though :P
...
“If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart...”
– Andrea Gibson (via imnotunfaithfulbutillstray)
Watchfuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
This Man. He can simply walk into Mordor.
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